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Friday, October 28, 2005

Thank God for Tom Brokaw


Always on the Bleeding Edge



Like Jane Goodall researching gorillas, Tom Brokaw breaks ground by discovering a new species of human (---->>>>>building dramatic music>>>*****) Evangelical Christians!!! Who knew that between the concrete canyons of NYC and LA there was a land full of humans who think and act differently. Brokaw states "for the past decade now the evangelical movement has tripled." The past decade?!?! Way to get on the story. Not too long ago NBC did a story about how NASCAR is dominating the sports world!!! To give a synopsis, the story has this condescending tone as if evangelicals are a science experiment worthy of being looked at from a microscope. I can already hear Tom's Earth shattering intro to next weeks story....."Tonight, we look at a device that plays music and video and it fits in the palm of your hand, and pretty soon you may know somebody who owns one. They call it an iPod." Brilliant Tom brilliant.

6 Comments:

At 8:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude,
Jane Goodall didn't study Gorillas.
Silly Rabbit - that was Diane Fossey. If you're gonna spout about science... Might as well know what our talking about huh?

 
At 11:23 AM, Blogger BJ Aberle said...

ummm..... are you fussing over the word "gorillas?" Would you feel better if I would have written "chimpanzees?" Thanks for your clarification. I wasn't "spouting out" about science. If you had basic reading comprehension skills you could figure that out. If you think Tom Brokaw is a scientist then it really shows how much you know about science.

Here is a nice bit of info on Jane Goodall and her Gorillas ....er *um* ...uh I mean chimpanzees.

Dude lighetn up and eat a banana.

 
At 1:18 PM, Blogger Jeffrey L. Chadwick said...

Please Anon. I saw no spout about science; only irresponsible journalism.

Can you support the view if he changes it to "chimpanzees"?

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger C. J. Summers said...

Anon dude--

Dian Fossey spells her first name without an "e" on the end. If you're going to spout about scientists, might as well know how to spell their names, huh?

 
At 2:41 PM, Blogger BJ Aberle said...

That is hillarious!!!! Nice catch Mr. Summers!!!

 
At 9:27 AM, Blogger PeoriaDad said...

Obviously can't see the gorillas for the trees...or something like that, anyway.

 

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